DATELINE: TINSELTOWN
FLASH! Tweats from little birdies tell this humble scribe that the Disneyesque temptations of a La-La Land sunset last night seemed to have unleashed 30 years of microphone-repressed hormones for the most married couple in America.
The story involves a certain Jeep-driven, veteran broadcasting duo, which -- through the miracle of a stadium kiss-cam -- suddenly found themsevleves back in 1968... meeting at the JP Stevens rally after he accidentally spilled bongwater onto her peasant blouse... staring into each others eyes with the kind of lust assigned by U.S. Senators to their office managers... and performed an act of mouth-to-mouth congress.
All this... while their chosen team was coughing up a 4-run lead!
This reporter wonders: Had their team been victorious, would there have even been a WinWarble? Or would the world have merely heard the cooing sounds of contented pigeons? Stay tuned, Yankiverse. - 30 -
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