It is high, it is far, it is JOHN! : The Pulitzer Pack is now officially chasing The Big Story

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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

The Pulitzer Pack is now officially chasing The Big Story

Posted by el duque at 4:16 PM

Alex & Kate are inspiring a new generation of journalists to discover Roget's Thesaurus.

They're writing the Alex & Kate at the picnic story, but spicing it up; with different folksy phrases.

"... PDA... locking lips... cannoodling..."

How about... tongue-schtupping.... molar-muffing... playing tonsil tag... klemping maws...

Maybe USA Today will come up with a pie chart.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...: I enjoyed the color photos of Kate. What a pleasant read.; July 28, 2009 at 4:24 PM
Chef Alph said...: I love her pie.; July 29, 2009 at 2:45 PM

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