Thursday, July 16, 2009

The second half will be our TV movie.

How do you top Joe Torre's best-selling books?

With Bad News Yankees: The warm-hearted tale of a hapless bunch of aging misfits who can't beat the elite teams, until they bring in a nearly bikini-ready Tatum O'Neal Halladay.

We have the cast:
The mysterious Asian DH with the ancient powers of concentration.





The former reliever, Joba, for whom batters go, BANG... ZOOOM.



Brett Gardner, always ready to crash into a wall.



Nick Swisher, who provides comedy relief.


Arod, the superstar with inner demons...






Quirky newcomer AJ Burnett.



Tex!





Our tough-as-nails Captain.



Cash, the ambitious GM....




Deep-thinking Skpper Joe.




And of course "The Voice of the Yankees, driven by Jeep!