Too many canaries drowning in the coal mine.
Apparently, Shelley Duncan can't play right field without a wet suit.
The latest plan: Scranton will measure the quagmire before each series, and if the carp are jumping, they'll seek a nearby city: Syracuse or Lehigh Valley.
If the rains keep coming this summer, we'll be the home of the Syracuse-Wilkes Barre Yankees.
How about this for the Emerald City's slogan:
IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS... LAWN!
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Syracuse May Get the Yankees After All
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Having seen the fake Michael Kay Twitter, I think it only makes sense for you to start a fake John Sterling Twitter... it promotes the site, and it has great potential for hilarity if handled in a proper fashion.
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