Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Ancient Skull Coming to Syracuse, nearly coinciding with Kei Igawa

BREAKING: MAX, the Ancient Crystal Healing Skull -- with caretaker Joann Parks (above, on right) -- is coming to Syracuse the weekend of Aug. 28-30.

Joann Parks inherited MAX from a Tibetan healer, Norbu Chen, where she worked as a receptionist/assistant, upon his passing. Joann now travels the globe, sharing MAX with people and selling minature crystal skulls, each which hold the mysterious energies of MAX.


Amazingly... and strangely... the arrival of MAX will be sandwiched by contests between the Syracuse Chiefs and the Scranton-Wilkes Barre Red Baron-Yankees.

Don't believe it? Too incredible? Well, here's proof!



NOTE: For unexplained reasons, Syracuse will play Louisville while MAX is in town. Kei Igawa might not get a chance to see the skull.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is heavy, Doc.

Emperor Alph said...

Kei Igawas's head will be carved into Coal Mountain in Scranton if he stays another 8 years and wins 200 total games for them.

He won't need a crystal likeness.