Redsocks bring up Broadway Billy Traber

Unless he's Carlos Penaed or Carl Crawforded tonight... (who'd want to lay bets?)... the '08 Yankee King of Spring -- all-time month of March temp bullpen situational lefty sensation Billy Traber! -- returns to Yankee Stadium this weekend wearing Redsockian polyesters decorated with Theo Epstein's lipstick and easy-access syringe holes at the butt.

Boston promoted him from Pawtucket-Wilkes Barre today.

Wow. There's a glimpse into our recent pre-Phil Cokian past.

Maybe our bullpen isn't so bad after all.

UPDATE: WE COUNTER BY BRINGING UP ANTHONY CLAGGETT!