Poetry Corner: Sergio Mitre

Break out the bong of happiness!
Loud fanfare for a sweet day!
Let's party more and worry less!
We've resigned Sergio Mitre!

Let's tap a keg to cheer the news,
We'll gently in the street lay,
Some laughing gas; break out the booze!
We resigned Sergio Mitre.

Let's smoke some Chinese hashish oil!
Snort Dr. Scholl's ripe feet spray!
We're heading for the Super Bowl!
We've resigned Sergio Mitre!