Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Carl Crawford still icing his billiards

They're calling it "a testicular contusion."

Who thought that one up? George Will?

From now on, I'm calling it Crawford Cribbage Cramps. Good grief, it'll take four days to get the swelling down to pumpkin sizes, another three to uncross the poor guy's eyes. That man took a sledge hammer. James Bond supervillians, in their death scenes, don't experience such intense, knee-buckling pain. He claims he's still not going to wear a cup.

We'll see.

2 comments:

An Estimated Prophet. said...

During the game, the Ray's announcer referred to the injury as "Masculine Trauma."

Anonymous said...

Buck Foston says,

Ouch.