There Is Only One Thing To Do Now

Cashman's disastrous trades and non-trades have left us with an empty bench, AAA hitters all over the place, a depleted minor league

system ( again ) and a team highly exposed to injuries due to an average age of 44+ amongst our superstars.

With Andy's barking groin now likely to have him out of shape and off our mound until September, Cashman has to make another non trade.

I propose; Jesus, the gimpy second baseman, Andy Brackman and Kevin Russo for Roy Oswalt.

We'll pay everyone's salary for 12 years.

And then we can watch Roy go to Boston for a 36 year old minor league catcher.