10 Moments when we will have over-mourned death of George

1. During funeral procession through Canyon of Heroes, grief-stricken crowds tear open coffin and run with corpse, until body appendages fall away.

2. On day 40, funeral train breaks down in Vegas.

3. At service, wailing Suzyn Waldman leaps into grave, demands to be buried with him.

4. Suspension of daily YES programming enters third week.

5. Weight of commemorative arm patches strains Phil Hughes elbow, lost for season.

6. Billy Madden weeps on Oprah.

7. Proposal to build 10-story Steinbrenner statue at Ground Zero hits snag when site plans reveal  mosque in area of George's kidney.

8. In latest rant, Mel Gibson threatens to beat wife "more time than George fired Billy."

9. The Steinbrenner Center for Excellence in Sports Management opens in Columbus, Ohio.

10. Ted Williams' heirs win contract for cyronic suspension and restoration project.