This Week On Dallas

Dallas Braden, who shrieked at A-Rod for stepping on his mound, and then threw a perfect game,  and then sicced his grandmother on A-Rod, and then went 0 for his next 5 starts, and then was "sidelined with a tender elbow," is all pissed with his team, I think it's the Oakland Angels, for still harping on the A-Rod thing!

I used to go out with a girl like Dallas. This will not end well for Oakland.