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Wednesday, July 21, 2010

"In life, George Steinbrenner beat the Red Sox. In death, he beat the IRS..."

By dying this year, George left his sons an extra $500 million.

$140 M = 6 years, Albert Pujols
$120 M = 7 years, Carl Crawford
$110 M = 6 years, Cliff Lee
$60 M = 3 years, Derek Jeter
$40 M = 2 years, Mariano Rivera
$30 M = cigarettes for Hank.

2 comments:

J-Sterl said...

It is high, it is far, it is juan! miranda! he had the right to remain silent, but instead he hit a homerun!

Joe De Pastry said...

Crawford will have to settle for $110 mil. They need the other $10 mil to extend Sterling's contract.