Thank you, Boston: Redsocks honor George by giving up 6 in first inning, then losing in putrid blowout

 There's nothing more enjoyable than watching Redsock fans attempting to look mournful.

And last night, the always tasteful Fenway crowd

stood for a moment of silence in respect for George Steinbrenner,

whose ghost then fiddled with Tim Wakefield's knuckleball,

making it fly as straight as Pat Boone.

Thank you, Boston.