Wednesday, July 7, 2010

10 Reasons Why Nick Swisher Must Beat Kevin Youkilis in All-Star Vote

1. He doesn't look like an ex-governor of Minnesota.

2. He doesn't enjoy throwing his head into fastballs.

3. His nickname isn't the sound of somebody throwing up.

4. Piss off Ozzie Guillen.

5. Youk never appeared on How I Met Your Mother.

6. Give vote of confidence to potential of Wilson Betemit.

7. He'll salute Anaheim crowd during roll call.

8. He doesn't have to fear having head cryogenically frozen.

9. Swish didn't have advantage of growing up in Cinncinati, oogling Mapelthorpe photos.

10. No such thing as "Youkilicious."

1 comment:

BernBabyBern said...

Duque, you beat me to it! Of course, the way I've been posting lately, I probably would have gotten around to it sometime around July 20.

This way, I don't have to think of a full 10, but I'll post the most important reason a little later ...