Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Caught Melk? Baseball has a vetyvety big problem tonight

Melky Cabrera, busted for man-juice?

Say it aint sulky, Melky:

What will they tell the Melk Maids?

Should they put an asterisk on the All-Star Game?

Should the NL forfeit its home field advantage in the World Series?

Do the Yankees suddenly look smarter?

Are the San Francisco Giants done?

Why didn’t he get Ryan Braun’s lawyer?

Couldn't he have afforded one of those fake-pee devices?
Who’s next?


Hermodorus said...

On the Reynolds Wrap-Up Show, John remarked after hearing his win warble replayed, "That person needs help."

Joe De Pastry said...

Didn't he train with A-Fraud?