666? A-Rod is now within two home runs of SATAN.

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Don the life jackets: One more loss, and we are calling for an International Juju Intervention


Get ready, everybody.

We went 20-6 after the first Juju Intervention in May.

We went 10-4 after the second one in July.

We are seeing diminished results of these interventions. We hoped to save our weaponry for October. But now, there might not be an October.

One more loss, and we - Night Watchmen of the Yankiverse, Lords of the 27 Kingdoms and Protectors of the Realm - will hold an INTERNATIONAL JUJU INTERVENTION.

PASS THE WORD. BE READY. BEGIN THE 24-HOUR FAST. GUARD THE TV. PREPARE FOR THE WORST. GET A GOOD NIGHT SLEEP: IT MIGHT BE THE LAST ONE YOU HAVE FOR A CENTURY.

WE WILL SOON BE TESTED.

THE ENDLESS WINTER IS UPON US.

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