BUY MY BOOK: BARD OF THE DEAL: THE POETRY OF DONALD TRUMP
Tuesday, August 7, 2012
Posted by el duque at 6:08 AM
Over his incredible span, Ichiro amassed 2 RBIs. He didn't walk. Not once. Nosir. Not gonna let some pitcher take the bat out of his paws. Ichiro stole three bases and was thrown out once. That's three for four! And over The Streak, his onbase percentage soared from a meager .288 to a robust .289.
During The Streak, Ichiro twice came to bat five times! That's Horace Clarke territory! (Note: Back in the glory days, The Hoss used to lead the league in At Bats.)
It was hard to lose last night. But not to worry. I sense a new streak starting up, any day now.