Friday, August 17, 2012

God Gave Melky Banned Drugs, Not Power

I am writing from a cave, so I can't even post a Photo. But the world needs to know the following; Melky: " I think the one person that has the most influence on me is the lord. He is the one that embraced me in terms of playing better." Fact: On Wednesday, major league baseball suspended Melky for 50 games after he tested positive for testosterone, a banned substance. Conclusion: The Lord'sinfluence was for Melky to bulk up with banned drugs in order to play better. My questions; 1.what is the Lord's advice for us? 2. Is everything the Lord does that is good based upon banned substances? 3. If the Lord is all powerful, how is it that his dosages can be uncovered through major league baseball testing?

5 comments:

el duque said...

The Lord blew Melky in. Is that what happened?

el duque said...

The Lord can be a real bastard sometimes.

el duque said...

Just kidding, Lord. Luv ya.

MUSTANG! said...

Stop kissing the Lord's ass, duque. You cloud-noser.

el duque said...

Just telling it like it is. The Lord can take it. He's tough.