As the Captain, Derek Jeter, steps up to the plate, stepping up to the microphone is the voice of the New York Yankees, John Sterling.
She hated the Yankees.
And she's dead.
"Last Christmas, Tom bought Aunt Nancy a sparkling white, No. 19 Josh Beckett jersey from the online Red Sox store. Beckett, a right-handed starting pitcher, was Aunt Nancy’s favorite player."She died of a broken heart.
Good riddance. Fuck her. Class warfare mongering old prune. No surprise that a Grade I-A douchenozzle was her favorite.Also: Stupid fucking captcha.
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