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She hated the Yankees.
And she's dead.
"Last Christmas, Tom bought Aunt Nancy a sparkling white, No. 19 Josh Beckett jersey from the online Red Sox store. Beckett, a right-handed starting pitcher, was Aunt Nancy’s favorite player."She died of a broken heart.
Good riddance. Fuck her. Class warfare mongering old prune. No surprise that a Grade I-A douchenozzle was her favorite.Also: Stupid fucking captcha.
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