666? A-Rod is - well - STILL within two home runs of SATAN.

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Blockbuster Proposal From Romney/Ryan Ticket !

In addition to eliminating social security, medicare and taxes for the 1%, rumors are appearing in tweets everywhere that this dynamic duo has a plan to save billions from major league baseball.

The principle rumor is this:  THE RED SOX WILL BE BANNED FROM FURTHER PARTICIPTION IN THE SPORT.

                                                                      
                                              BANNED BY ROMNEY/RYAN TICKET


The rumors are based upon his desire to get back at the people of the state he used to govern for allowing him to pass Romneycare.

In place of the Red Sox, so the unofficial stories go, a new franchise will be awarded to Salt Lake City.
The new team will be called the "Mormonaters," and they will be in the AL East.

Personally, I feel this is the duo's best platform idea.

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