Friday, September 4, 2015

Seattle now controls baseball from A to Z

A friend - in an email, which he probably wanted to be kept personal - writes the following about his disturbing infatuation with the Seattle Mariners.

RHP Tony Zych, just recalled from Tacoma, is  now the last player, alphabetically, in MLB history. He blows Dutch Zwilling's record out of the danged water.

The Mariners also featured first-overall David Aardsma as their closer for two years.
Damn. They also have Jesus Montero. What if they sign a guy named Satan?

1 comment:

Buhner's Ghost said...

I'd sign Satan if he could hit righties better than Montero.