FIFTY THOUSAND MOONS

Thursday, September 24, 2015

If We Lose the Playoff Game: An angry poem

If we lose the playoff game...
You bring the gas, I'll bring the flame.
You bring the force, I'll bring the deadly.
And we won't see any more flubs from Headley.

If we lose the playoff game...
They won't put Cashman in the Hall of Fame.
Sports Illustrated won't be right behind him.
They'll look everywhere, but they won't find him.

If we lose the playoff game... 
Joe Girardi better change his name.
And vow to never lose morale,

While hiding out there in the bunker with Hal.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

IF WE LOSE THE ONE GAME PLAYOFF,(GOD FORBID), I SUGGEST WE GET THAT HYDRAULIC CRANE I SAW A COUPLE YEARS AGO IN THAT SEASON ENDING EPISODE ON THE SHOW "HOMELAND", AND HANG STEPHEN DREW THE SAME WAY THEY HUNG THE MAIN CHARACTER. (EVEN IF HE GOES 4 FOR 4 IN THE PLAYOFF GAME)......

Anonymous said...

REFSYNDER PLAYS!...FIRST AT-BAT, HE SLICES A HARD BASE HIT OFF CHRIS SALE....THAT IS THE "VERY HARD TO HIT" CHRIS SALE...I KNOW IT'S JUST ONE AT-BAT, BUT JUST IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES! NO ERRORS EITHER...