Don't let anybody say "Merry Drinksgiving." If they say that, punch them.
We will win the war on Drinksgiving. And then prepare for the war to come.
Get ready for the big war! |
This year, hoist a drink to...
1. The Master
2. His Acolyte
3. The Sunoco Broadcast Booth
4. The great Yankee tradition
5. The Yankee ownership
6. Our next manager
7. The Opposition
8. Our incredible athletes
9. Aaron Judge
10. IT IS HIGH readers everywhere!
Give yourselves a hand!
6 comments:
I'M GONNA NEED A STIFF REGIMEN OF JACK AND COKE TODAY.
I DON'T WANT TO BET THE GAMES TODAY BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE ANY OF THE LINES, BUT OUT OF NECESSITY, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO.
RELATIVES COMING OVER IN ANOTHER HOUR AND A HALF.
NO YANKEES.
THIS MAY HAVE TO BE A JACK/ROCKS DAY.
Don't forget the Dutch girls !
In regards to the war to come I'd like to revisit our positions on Bing Crosby's "Happy Holiday" and whether it should belong in the pantheon of songs the Master sings at Christmas time.
Upon further review of the lyrics it's "Happy Holiday" which, is an entirely different phrase given both the context and the grammatical structure vs "Happy Holidays". The holiday in question is obviously Christmas as it was sung in a Christmas movie. The singular form means he is only wishing you a merry Christmas and needed a different syllabic structure for the song to work. Holidays with the S is the dreaded phrase that shouldn't be allowed. Also when he sang it, there was no way for him to know it would be corrupted into what it is today, similar to how the Nazis took and ruined the swastika from Hindus or buddhists (whatever religion they took it from).
For further reading and some cultural depth:
https://www.dutchnews.nl/features/2017/11/a-thanksgiving-story-how-the-netherlands-played-a-part-in-the-american-holiday/
Happy Black Friday to All
Oh, come on, UF, isn't it enough that you Dutch invented the modern celebration of Christmas, here in New York, excuse me, New Amsterdam? Now you want to claim Thanksgiving, too???
Is there to be nothing left to us old English Protestants? And what about Squanto?
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God bless you
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