Sunday, March 31, 2019

Six Little Outfielders

So, of the six terrific outfielders we had so we couldn't sign Bryce Harper:

One is commencing his second straight year on the DL.

One has joined him, indefinitely, on the DL.

One has been sent back down to the minors.

One is currently hitting .077, with no extra-base hits, and 1 RBI (on a bases-loaded walk).

One is currently hitting .250, with two singles, no extra-base hits, no RBI, and four strikeouts in three games.

One is hitting .333!  With no extra-base hits, 2 RBI, and six strikeouts in three games.

Phew!  We really dodged a bullet there.

2 comments:

JM said...

We had no room for Harper on our roster.

See how easy that is?

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