With apologies to John Fogerty
Well-a beat the bushes and gimme the phone,
Another body went down today.
Get me Mike Tauchman, I'm sure he can play,
Startin' in CF, and battin' ninth.
It's any warm man I can find,
Anyone can fill the spot for me.
Ohhh...
Put him in, Boone, he's ready to play,
Today.
Put him in, Boone, do what I say,
Today.
He can be
Centerfield.
Well, I put Bubba out there in 2005,
Until he ran into Shef,
Cost us the pennant when we coulda had Beltran.
Before that I tried out Kenny Lofton,
And after, Terrence Long,
What on earth could possibly go wrong?
Ohhhh...
Put him in, Boone, he's going to play,
Opening Day.
Put him in, Boone, you gotta do whatever I say,
Everyday.
Yes, he will be
Centerfield.
Don't forget Greg Golson and Dewayne Wise,
And there was Melky Mesa, too.
Give me one Eury Perez and a Jabari Blash,
And come back, Shane, your time is now.
Ohhhh...
Put 'em all in, Boone, everyone can play,
Today.
Put 'em all in, Boone, don't matter to me,
They're free
In centerfield.
Sunday, March 24, 2019
You Could Be...Centerfield. (No, really. You could.)
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Yeah, please come back, Shane - - Shane SPENCER, that is - - we needs ya' now!! LB (No J).
Why don't Klapisch and King and a few more of their contemporaries just get on their knees and suck Cashman's cock already?
https://nypost.com/2019/03/24/mike-tauchman-scouting-report-did-yankees-get-another-steal/
King, especially. It's all so corrupt. They get access, so in return they sing his praises. Hurrah. If it were my newspaper I'd fire them both.
Well, we'll see. If you notice, Tauchman has probably taken up the juice. He had 1 HR playing full-time in Albuquerque in 2016 (and never more than 4 in a season before that), then 16 in fewer games in 2017, and 20 in fewer games in 2018. Plus, he suddenly sees to have grown an outfield arm, throwing out 12 baserunners in 2018.
That might help us in the short term. It also might get him caught and suspended.
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