Joe channels Thomas Wolfe

For you unwashed, uneducated boobs, the title of this post is a thoughtful literary reference to a book nobody ever reads but whose title -- "You Can't Go Home Again" -- is constantly referred to as "You Can Never Go Home Again," but it doesn't matter, because they think the same guy wrote "Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test," so why bother. It doesn't matter. Nothing matters.

Except that Joe Torre supposedly won't visit the new Yankee Steakhouse & Stadium while his Dodgers are in NYC.

Of course, since we're in the Airport Restroom Capital of the World, and since Joe has his own team to manage, it's hard to figure out why he would go to the new stadium. Unless he wants to meet chicks, I guess. The disco runs year round, doesn't it?