Toronto Zeroes In On Yankee Organization For Easy Plucking

After observing the dual, back-to-back swindles the lowly and hapless Pirates pulled on the Yankee organization, Toronto management is salivating at the prospect of talking turkey with the Yankees for "Doc" Halliday.

Rumors are already swirling that they would go one-for-one with the Red Sox;  Halliday for Bukholtz.

But with the Yankees ( once again, using history as a guide.....see the Santana negotiations ...by the 

Twins... with the Yankees as opposed to the actual deal with the Mets ) ,  Toronto expects to do the following:

A.  The Yankees pay Toronto $15 million per year for 4 years.

B.  The Yankees pay for Doc's upcoming surgery, which will not be announced until post-deal.

C.  The Blue Jays, are looking for youth, so the Yankees must package:

1.  Cervelli

2.  Romine

3.  Austin Jackson

4.  Chien Ming

5.  Phil Hughes

6.  Phil Coke

7.  "Ace" Aceves

8.  Melky

9.  Robbie Cano

D.  The Blue Jays have made it clear that they have no interest in Jesus.  They can't make gloves, shoes or face masks large enough for him in Canada, either. 

Although they would enjoy the rights of putting Jesus' likeness on molasses cookies.

I am so confident with Brian Cashman looking out for Yankee interests.  After all, we'll still have Ian Kennedy if he can ever feel anything again.