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- Yankees 37
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- Scott Rolen 1
- Jim Boeheim 1
Yanks Win 2022 Tabloids Covers Race
- Yankees 210.5
- Mets 147.5
- Giants 75
- Knicks 60
- Nets 54
- Jets 49
- Rangers 44
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- NFL 16
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YANKS 207
Mets 156
Knicks 123.5
Nets 62.5
NFL 23.5
Jets 45
Giants 58.5
College Basketball 15
Mets 156
Knicks 123.5
Nets 62.5
NFL 23.5
Jets 45
Giants 58.5
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Islanders 6
Tiger Woods 5
College Football 5
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RIP: Hank Aaron 4
MLB (various) 6
Rangers 4
John Madden 3
Covid 3
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Rangers 4
John Madden 3
Covid 3
Milwaukee Bucks 2
Golf 1.5
Catsup Curt Schilling 1
Golf 1.5
Catsup Curt Schilling 1
RIP: Tommy Lasorda 1
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Yankees 152
Mets 132
Giants 123.5
Jets 55
Mets 132
Giants 123.5
Jets 55
NFL w (Super Bowl) 52
Knicks 51MLB (w/World Series) 46
Covid 37
Nets 20
Astros cheating scandal 16.5
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Rangers 8.5
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NCAA football 4
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Patrick Ewing w Covid 2
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NCAA basketball 2
NASCAR racism 2
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Colin Kaepernick 1
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Lady Liberty 1
MMA 1
Michael Jordan 1
Len Dykstra disgrace 1
2019 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results
YANKEES 211.5
Mets 190.5
Giants 87.2
Jets 68
Knicks 67.5
NFL 30.5
NCAA basketball 20.5
Nets 15
Golf 6
Big Papi shooting 3.5
Mets 190.5
Giants 87.2
Jets 68
Knicks 67.5
NFL 30.5
NCAA basketball 20.5
Nets 15
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Kentucky Derby 4
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NCAA football 3.5
Joe Girardi 2
Bryce Harper 2
Bob Kraft sex ring 2
Bob Kraft sex ring 2
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Mets 154.5Giants 139.5
Jets 69.5
Knicks 50.5
NFL Playoffs 18
NCAA basketball 14.5
Golf 8
NCAA Football 6
NBA Playoffs 6
NCAA scandals 3
(11 with 2 or less.)
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YANKEES 286.5
Giants 110.5
Mets 109
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Jets 34.5
NFL Playoffs 16.5
March Madness 16
World Series 11
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World Series 11
Rangers 10
Redsocks 5
NBA Playoffs 5
Tiger Woods 4
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One of the scariest film images I've ever seen.
So that's what he looks like w/o the goatee!
He;s never looked lovelier.
Wait a minute! Is that really the artist formerly known as LoHud?
Did "he" opt for a brand new start in Beanville?
Hope no one in Boston calls him FAT!
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