Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Encore Performance: Poem for October

Teixiera is a god to me,
He needs to be the MVP.
But if he wins no Series ring,
He won't have won a goddamm thing.

This could be Jeter's finest year,
Best season in his great career.
But if he gains no Series ring,
It will not mean a goddamm thing.

I still recall Scott Brosius' clout,
To save us from our final out.
But we then took no Series ring.
It did not mean a goddamm thing.


We've shut down Papi, J.D. Drew,
Defeated Lester, Beckett, too,
But if there is no Series ring,
Those wins weren't worth a goddamm thing.

So hear now, loudly, autumn's call,
Which beckons to us, every fall:
"IF YOU DON'T WIN THAT SERIES RING,
"DON'T BOTHER COMING BACK NEXT SPRING
!"

5 comments:

GWC3 said...

Get a grip, Steinbrenner. "Don't bother coming back next spring"? Please.

Also, your hand-wringing is really getting tiresome. You sound like a Sox fan who (correctly) expects his team to lose.

Just enjoy the games. If they win, then great! If they don't...well, just get over it. In the mean time, stick to writing about the Voice and making fun of Youkilis beanings.

Also, you guys should put up a countdown (from 11) of win warbles remaining until the Yanks win the WS.

Anonymous said...

GWC3 SHUT THE HELL UP

Also I like the 11 days of win warbles idea. Make it so.

el duque said...

Eleven days of WinWarbles... hmm-mm- not a bad idea at all.

But hand-wringing is part of the DNA. I only wish...

Anonymous said...

I hope we beat the Twins the way I beat my dick:

Like it owes me money...

People from Minnesota are drunk hillbillys! Down with Minnesota! Give it to goddam Cananaada!

dadlak said...

Countdown from 11 sounds like getting ahead of things to me. Countdown from three seems safer.