Tuesday, October 13, 2009

These ads should have been swept in the first round

The nuclear-teated shadow babe creeps me out. They claim its her lungs glowing. Don't look like lungs to me. She doesn't need an asthma inhaler. She needs a lead-lined bra.


The 2009 Former SNL Comic Full Employment Act. Where's Randy Quaid?


Every two innings, it's Madam Milk Makers...
Then the corporate hobo, texting from a park bench. Use a phone, fer kricesake.

Only one ad sold me.

5 comments:

MattG said...

You left out possibly the most overplayed commercial on there... black taco?

http://blogs.chron.com/forkandcork/blackjack2.jpg

Stang said...

At least Frank TV is dead and gone.

Anonymous said...

yeah but lopez tonight is in its place.


NOW THATS WHAT I CALL A RSVP

dadlak said...

Chevy is hot! He's got a job on the soon-to-be-cancelled (unless it gets a whole lot better) NBC comedy "Community".

JohnF said...

As horrible as these ads are-- and they are all really horrible -- nothing can really compare to the sheer awfulness of the "1-877-CARS4KIDS" ones that they play on WFAN. Those lead to automatic turning-off.