I love you too!
(Applause. Chanting of name.)
This was completely unexpected. To be honest, when I saw my name up there, listed with the others, well, just to be nominated, it was incredible.
(Shout of, "You're incredible!" Followed by applause.)
I want to thank the little people who helped me get here. There are just too many names to list, and I don't want to leave anyone out, so I won't even try. (Applause. Female shouts, "I want your baby!")
I'll be in room 323. (Applause.)
Mostly, I want to thank you, the general public. And God. I want to thank God. And everybody. (Music starts to play.) This is incredible! I AM THE KING OF THE BLOG. THANK YOU, EVERYBODY! YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, EVERY ONE OF YOU!
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Whitey,
When I mentioned the little people, I was thinking of you.
Fix.
Anonymous,
I mentioned you too.
Fixed, anonymous got outvoted in the final day by 13?
Seeing pictures of the two candidates obviously swayed late voters with bod winning over bag.
Congratulations. Will you use your landslide to get the health care bill passed?
It was the little people who did it. Someone put the word out that I was in trouble, and it spread like wildfire across the land.
It's a wonderful blog.
This is such bullshit.
Superfrankenstein,
I wanted to mention you specifically, but I couldn't think of the right words. Let this message now convey my gratitude to you and yours. All the best. From the bottom of my heart, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Congrats Duque. Great Job!
Horseshit.
I wish I could come to each of your homes and thank you personally, but only Anonymous can do that.
Degrading and demeaning = duque
Wanna go for a ride?
Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?
So you admit I'm the more capable and qualified candidate. Thanks. When will you admit to stuffing the ballot box ?
I'll admit to stuffing the ballot box - four times from four different computers. Duque! Duque! Duque! Duque! (Also Alphonso, Superfrank and Wailin' Suzyn)
That's the trouble with you, Anonymous. You're a sore loser, and everybody knows.
So Deadhead is an el Douchebag acolyte. Lovely.
Derek Jeter isn't the only amazing human being in the Yankiverse.
Way to go, buddy!
Call me Duke!
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