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We have Chapman. Maybe we can turn Betances and Miller to the dark side. Then...
Y'know, when your fastball is gone, you have to learn a few tricks to get the batters out. I can share these techniques (if you obtain my services, of course) with Betances, Miller & Chapman. I'll need the following: drool from a rat-tail monkey, a live chicken, mandrake root, sweat from Jose Canseco's underarms, a bottle of Chivas stolen from Alphonso's living room and Hart Seely's first Yankees cap. Give me that stuff and I guarantee a World Series appearance for you boys.
You got to love Anonymous. Make any deal with any devil if it brings a W. Just win, Baby
HEY, WE JUST LOST NEW YORK TO THOSE DISGUSTING METS....I AM READY TO DO ANYTHING!
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