Monday, December 28, 2015

Have Gun …Will Travel



Brian Cashman has taken the Cincinnati Red's closer, Aroldis Chapman, to add character to the Yankee clubhouse.

Aroldis is a flame thrower, but he also likes to empty his Smith & Wesson into his girlfriend's garage, from time to time.  Or so it is alleged.

Brian was asked about this and responded that, "we are satisfied with our due diligence."

Satisfied as in, how well tuned-in they were to the goings on with CC Sabathia?

Or satisfied that he didn't empty the full clip into the garage?

It appears to me that Cashman is firing wildly into the room as well.

We are going to hate this guy.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

NEW NEWS ALPHONSO!...AND IT IS VERY INTERESTING......IT SEEMS THAT CHAPMANS GIRLFRIEND TOOK PICTURES OF THE "STRANGLING", OR BEATING, OR WHATEVER IT WAS, TO SHOW THE WORLD......ONLY ONE PROBLEM THOUGH....THERE WERE NO MARKS!..NONE!..ZERO!...NADA!...NOT EVEN A SLIGHT DISCOLORATION!....THIS IS WHY THE COPS DID NOT PRESS CHARGES....THEY LOOKED AT HER AND SAW NOTHING!....ALL I SAW WAS TITS.....(NICE TITS THOUGH).....