Friday, March 11, 2016

Muslim Joke

A Muslim guy loses his wallet. A good Samaritan finds it and returns it.

The Muslim guy - enormously grateful - leans close and whispers, "Hey, you're a good guy, so I gotta warn you: This summer, whatever you do, don't go near Yankee Stadium."

"Dear God!" the Samaritan says, "what's going to happen?"

The Muslim guy says: "The fucking Yankees are gonna suck."

1 comment:

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

Hmm, cross off Yankees, insert Fenway/Red Sox and I have a new joke for Monday morning, Thanks!