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Wednesday, March 2, 2016

How the Yankees Will Win It All in 2016


Yesterday I learned about CloneZone, a site where you can duplicate existing pages, edit them, and post your altered copy to the web.

I found out because some naughty Democrat used it to fake a New York Times story in which Elizabeth Warren endorsed Bernie Sanders. Which she hasn't done. But the page was pretty widely circulated on Facebook, so a lot of people believed it. You can bet a lot still do.

Yankee fans, I don't have to tell you what this means as we reach the threshold of yet another campaign of tears. The miserly Steinbrenner and his toady GM have again stocked their team with the old, the unready, and the undeserving. In real life we are doomed from the starting line, but on the web--

--The 2016 Yankees can be champions. 

Let the Daily News discourage us, let the Post piss us off. They're not so powerful; report or distort, they're limited by the truth--a speck of it, at least. But with CloneZone, it's only a click and a keystroke from this--



--To this.

4 comments:

Alphonso said...

Aux barricades !!

Alphonso said...

Aux barricades !!

Mustang said...

I don't think they heard you.

John M said...

This works for me. Especially since ESPN's summary of yesterday's game said Gardner hit in a batting cage for the first time this year and HE'LL DO IT AGAIN TODAY.

Goddamn it. So there.