Saturday, March 5, 2016

Mateo homers... no personalized call by John

"Jorge Mateo homers over the left-center field wall. Pretty impressive. Woah."

That's all we got?

What about, "Teo, Teo, daylight come and me want to go home!"

Or... "Payday-o for Mateo!"

Or... "Mateo swings away-o!"

Or... "Little Georgie juices one!"

Or... "You say Mateo, I say potat-o!
"

Nothing. Nada. Is John - with a new two year deal - slackening in his work ethic? Or is The Master telling us that Mateo must work hard and deserve his personalized home run call?

4 comments:

Harry B said...

Ma taaaaa yo Mataaayos gone yard!

Anonymous said...

HEY, HEY!!!....ALL'S WELL AT CAMP "KIDSTAR"!..... MATEO AND JUDGE!...GO BABY GO!!!

Anonymous said...

It's spring training for John as well. He doesn’t want to pop a lung or chip a tooth!

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

Mateo hits a potato! Nvm...

Me say matay, me say matay, matyayayo. Ball is gone, and Mateo come home.