FIFTY THOUSAND MOONS
Thursday, March 24, 2016
Posted by Alphonso at 1:48 PM
I spit out half my bloody mary this morning, when I glanced at the box score from yesterday's Yankee game embarrassment , and noted that Gary Sanchez, our highly touted, untouchable top-prospect catcher, is hitting 48 basis points this spring.
I'm not sure that is even better than zero.
Who scouted this guy? Who works with him on his game?
He might as well come here and drink bloody marys with me all day.
How do the Yankees do this? Judge sucks. Sanchez is a joke. Mason Williams is best as a drinker. Heathcott can't hit slow pitch softball. Tyler Austin is a bartender.
We may not win any games at Scranton this year. Who cares, by the way?
If the Yankees didn't sign free agents ( a highly mixed track record of success at this ) we would have no ballplayers at all.
And Cashman keeps his job?
I would rather see Trump as President than Cashman as GM of the Yankees.
More vodka please.