Over the next three nights - Alex Rodriguez last road trip as a Yankee - the so-called "Redsock Nation" intends to subject A-Rod to an unprecedented barge-load of excrement. So be it.
That's their right. There is no federal law banning assholes. The U.S. Constitution allows us to spew unmitigated bile upon our enemies, regardless of who they are.
Tonight, they can boo, they can hiss, they can shout obscenities, they can unleash their bullpen security thugs, and they can even send out their little runt mascot Jason Varitek to throw punches, while wearing his protective mask. Why not? They've done it in the past.
This is an organization that has been complicit in U.S. torture flights.
It feeds its own fans prison food.
It told Curt Schilling to use PEDs.
It uses White House ceremonies for commercial gain
It owns the very newspaper that covers it.
It gouges fans. It befriends the repulsive, joke-stealing Dane Cook:
But we at IIHIIFIIc have something planned for our friends...
We. Have. Something. Planned.