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Here come da Judge.
Can we get rid of Hicks now? A-Rod is gone, we don't need him to block Alex's at-bats anymore, and I can't see any other reason that Hicks is necessary.Let's send him down to Scranton for seasoning.
Here come da Judge.Yes, I believe that will be his home run call
Now, get rid of that worthless scumbag Brian Cashman, before he screws up these call ups
"HERE COMES THE JUDGE ON JUDGEMENT DAY!"No call for Tyler. John, unbelievably, has not yet thought of "AUSTIN POWERS ONE! SHAGADELIC!"
Obviously, the master reads this blog. Here comes the Judge was it, but we failed -- FAILED I say -- to provide the shagadelic line in time.Shame on us!
WOW!!!!! Today was EPIC!
Judge Home Run Call: "The verdict is out here comes the Judge"Austin Home Run Call: "Austin's got power. Yeah baby!"These should be his calls.
THIS HAS BEEN A ROUGH SEASON FOR ALL OF US.....BUT LET ME TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING.....RIGHT NOW, I AM FEELING AMAZING PLEASURE AND PRIDE IN WHAT IS HAPPENING NOW...... IN WHAT SEEMS LIKE A HEARTBEAT, WE HAVE TAKEN BACK NEW YORK FROM THE METS...... SOMEHOW, WE ARE STAYING IN THIS COCKAMAYME WILD CARD RACE DESPITE SELLING........ ALPHONSO AND I SET OUR MOTTO OF "SELLING AND WINNING" WHICH SEEMED LIKE A PIPE DREAM A FEW WEEKS AGO.....BUT WE HAD A VISION..... AND SUDDENLY THAT VISION LOOKS LIKE ITS MAY COME TO FRUITION..... SOMEHOW, THE YANKEES ARE GIVING FUS HAPPINESS AND EXCITEMENT AGAIN...... AS I TEXT MY MET FAN CRONIES, "ONLY THE YANKEES, CAN PULL THIS OFF...ONLY THE YANKEES." ........I LOVE TEAM....I LOVE YOU GUYS. (SAY IT LIKE GENE HACKMAN IN HOOSIERS)............. IN OTHER MATTERS, HOW ABOUT A HOME RUN CALL FOR AUSTIN LIKE... " HOME RUN FOR MAGNUM T.A.!" ??
SORRY FOR THE TYPE-O'S....BUT I AM A LITTLE DRUNK....I HAD TO CELEBRATE THIS GAME TODAY...... TOMORROW IS A LANDMARK GAME, WE NEED IT..... CMON SEVY!!!!
"Cmon Sevy?" We are through the looking glass, people.
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