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Manny Ramirez, at age 44, is attempting a comeback in Japan.
Coincidentally, a Japanese version of my Trump poetry book is now selling there.
In a perfect world, I'd get Manny to autograph it.
At Fenway, when Manny dogged it and took himself out of a game due to some phantom leg injury, the Boston faithful said, "It's just Manny being Manny."In Japan, if he pulls a similar stunt, they will say, "Most honorable sir, the only way for you to retrieve the honor of the owners of the Nippon Ham Fighters is retire to a less-frequently-used part of the stadium, and solemnly perform the ritual self-disembowelment known here as Seppuku. Your tantō awaits."
The Flashcubes are HUGE in Japan (HUGER THAN FUCILLO!). Duque could be next. I foresee a spring tour with Duque reading Trump poetry in Japanese, with Sheer Mag opening. Arigato! Arigato!
Yeah! I can see it now: Domo Arigato, Harty-San!! Ichi-ban. You only have permission to go, though, if you promise to get Otani to come over & sign with us. Think of it: maybe the Japanese will put your picture on the side of a JET!! Way cool....LB (No J)
SO LETS SEE...... MANNY HAS BEEN CAUGHT RED HANDED USING PED'S NOT ONCE BUT TWICE, AND SUSPENDED TWICE......SO, DOES HE GET INTO THE HALL OF FAME TOO?..... PAPI IS GETTING IN, NO DOUBT, AS HE WAS CAUGHT (BUT NOT SUSPENDED ON THE O.J. THEORY HE SPUN), JUST LIE AND DENY LIKE EVERY PRISON MATE WHO SAYS HE IS INNOCENT.......SO LETS RECAP: AROD GETS CAUGHT, AND TELLS THE TRUTH (NO HALL OF FAME)..... PAPI GETS CAUGHT, DENIES IT AND LIES (HALL OF FAME)....MANNY GETS CAUGHT TWICE, DOESN'T DENY A THING, IT'S JUST MANNY BEING MANNY! (DOES HE GET IN)? ......CAUSE IF HE DOES, WE GOTTA BLOW THE PLACE UP.
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