Thursday, January 12, 2017

Summarizing Cashman's current list of Yankee "won'ts"

According to the GM-for-Life, we won't...

1. Sign another pitcher.

2. Deal Brett Gardner.

3. Extend Masahiro Tanaka's contract.

4. Trade for Jose Quintana.

5. Abandon the rebuilding plan.

6. Get fooled again.

7. Stop 'till we get enough.

8. Back down.

9. Let go of the one we love.

10. Hold a "Golden Shower Day" fan promotion in 2017.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I can countenance our not doing eight of those ten; however, as to #7: many of us have already had MORE than enough - - of Cash-Puss, and his double-dealings from the bottom of the talent pool.

Also, #10: Why NOT have a Golden Showers Day: right after Dedication of the new Breast-Pump Stations Day?? Betcha' attendance would soar, then, Prince "food-stamps" Hamlet!! LB (No J)

Anonymous said...

YANKS SHOULD HAVE "GOLDEN SHOWERS DAY" SOON AFTER "BOBBLEHEAD DAY".....KEEP THE FANS HAPPY.