Great news: Cashman says Yankees "looked into" signing Edwin Encanacion

So did I. The wife and I were thinking about hiring a pool boy, someone who could clean the vomit off the decking after one of our charity balls. Edwin's name came up. We checked on him, thought long and hard, but in the end decided against signing him. It's hard to pinpoint why. We both felt it wasn't the right fit.

We went through the same process with Rich Hill, by the way. Fine fellow. Seemed a capable young man, and my wife liked the size of his hands. (I don't know what that was all about) But in the end, we passed.

It's good to know the Yankees front office thinkers think about these thoughts. I hear they also thought about Yoan Moncada, once upon a time, but decided to think against it. Oh well, at least they are thinking. I think it's good that they think, don't you?

Wait. Here's a thought: Lady Gaga as bench coach? Should we think about it? We can put on our thinking caps. It's always good to look into thinking about things. It means we're doing our job, our administrative work, as administrators and thinkers of thoughtful thoughts. The work of a blogger is never done, though. No, sir. Like Cashman, I'm always on the lookout for things to think. I think I'll go think some thoughts now.