This past Saturday, Mustang helped keep the Yankiverse au courant by posting news of A Rod's and J Lo's engagement:
She said yes ❤️ pic.twitter.com/IoyGj6NSAU— Alex Rodriguez (@AROD) March 10, 2019
I find that everyone absorbs such sweet and wonderful news in their own way. Jose Canseco was clearly beside himself with joy when he tweeted out his good wishes to the couple:
Watching World of Dance watching J.Lo text Alex Rodriguez little does she know that he is cheating on her with my ex-wife Jessica poor girl she has no idea who he really is— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 11, 2019
Taking a page from the "No, really, it's true!" school of Tweets, Canseco continued:
I was there a few months back with her when he called her on her phone— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 11, 2019
Having established that he wasn't, in fact, kidding, Canseco shifted gears, took on a more avuncular tone, and went into serious peer counseling mode:
Alex Rodriguez stop being a piece of shit stop cheating on Jennifer Lopez— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 11, 2019
After his series of rat-a-tat-tat tweets, Canseco took a few hours to reflect. During that time, it seems that some of his followers doubted his word.
I am willing to take a polygraph to prove that what I'm saying about Alex Rodriguez is 100% accurate— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 11, 2019
How lucky we are to have such entertainment! The JuJu gods are clearly orchestrating all this to take our minds of the reality of our Starting Rotation. And Manager. And Pitching Coach. And General Manager. And owner. And.....
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Jose, can you see?
if only aaron boone hadn't played basketall and broke his ankle, this wouldn't be an issue of any concern to Yankee fans. if only ....
You know what? I think Jose Canseco may be kind of a steroid addled dick.
Keeping it classy, Jose. Keeping it classy.
Jose Canseco: a competitor on the field, and a warrior off it.
Jose can't imagine a scenario where a man would actually talk to a woman unless he wanted to stick his dick in her.
That's simply not true! Right?
That ring is preposterous. How many people were killed and mutilated for that rock?
I'm disappointed. I was hoping never to read the name, "Jose Canseco" again. Wait, did I say that already? Well, I still am. Disappointed.
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