He was talking about the Yankees!
Listen: I am not making this up. What follows is my best reconstruction of the sparkling conversation between America's Mayor and Sean Hannity, the de facto White House Press Secretary. Turns out, Rudy was envisioning the crowd at Yankee Stadium sometime soon.
Rudy: Twenty thousand people! We'll each be separated by a couple of empty seats.
Hannity: You'll like it. That way, you won't have to hear me talk all the time!
Rudy: It'll be just like normal, except fewer people in the stands.
Hannity: You should see this guy. Mr. Mayor here always gets the best seats in the house, right next to the Yankee dugout!
Rudy: They'll space everyone out, so people can do their 'social distancing.'
Hannity: You'll love it. You won't have to hear me talk all the time!
Rudy: Maybe thirty thousand.
Hannity: When I go to games, I talk all the time. That's the way I am at games. I just talk all the time.
Rudy: Maybe sitting one seat apart.
Hannity: You'll love it. You won't have to hear me talk all the time!
Oh, the joys of confinement. Every day, we learn something new.
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What a pair of assholes.
Implement that plan and Biden won't be able to sniff anyone's hair if he attends a game.
If only Hannity and Nosferatu (Giuliani) would catch the virus. As if they haven't already passed some form of pathogen between themselves, like dysentery or hookworms from kissing each others asses.
Hell no, Jimmy! IIHIIFIIC will never give up their preferred seats to those two!
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