Stanton's arrival in the Clinton/Comey/Fauci snake pit of Miami neatly coincided with the economic meltdown and death of millions, both of which were neatly engineered (and then covered up) by "Bath House Barry" Obama and his jackbooted, anti-gun Rob Rosenstein/Nancy Pelosi/MS-13 thugs. Thus, the seeds were laid for today's media crackdown, which forces us to watch round-the-clock Cuomo family infomercials. But dammit, that's another story, altogether. Look closely at this "flu," and you instantly see everything revolves around Stanton.
FACT: On Feb. 25, the Yankees announce that Stanton has suffered some mysterious injury that nobody's ever heard of, which they label a "Grade One Right Calf Strain."
QUESTION: What the hell was Stanton doing with calves? He's not a rancher. He's a baseball player. He should have been on a ball field, not the open range. And nobody in the Yogi Berra/Micheal Kay/AOC Lie Machine even bothered to ask WTF.
FACT: Since Feb 25, the lamestream media/Cashman drivel tap has been pouring nonstop, using fraud-master Fauci - the little Freddie Patek of medical science" - to convince our great President that the economy must be tanked, and three years of incredible "My Pillow" sales should be tossed into New York Harbor like the U.S. Constitution, sacrificing not only our Second Amendment rights, but the best damn nights of sleep we've ever known!
QUESTION: Now, they're claiming Stanton is healed, and that he can play on opening day. Okay, that's not a question. Why should I be forced to ask your stupid questions. There's no reason to ask any more questions. Wake up, America. Giancarlo Stanton is the key. Do you really believe that his return - which should now happen on opening day - is coincidence? Get real. The fix is in. Buy shovels. It's time to start digging.
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If he is doing calf raises with 150 lb dumbbells, it's no wonder he has calf issues...
"He should have been on a ball field"
Lol, stupid libruls. That's not how you spell "should of"
Excellent satire,Duque. Add a little sad background music, a seasoned voice over guy or gal and offer it as a PSA to Fox News or ESPN.
"The little Freddie Patek of medical science"
Thank you for making my day.
FREDDIE PATEK.
COOKIE ROJAS.
THOSE TWO WERE TOUGH, GOOD, LITTLE PLAYERS.
Great piece, Duque!
I always love a "Bathhouse John" Coughlin reference. My grandfather worked for him, back in the day. The day of utter, blatant political corruption, mass poverty, horrible working conditions, and runaway racism, that is.
But hey, it was a day.
Yes, duque, satire, I realize - - but dissing Tony Fauci, one of the few stand-up guys in the current admin, AND a lifelong Yankee fan (he admitted same, on Desus & Mero last week - - said, yes, he still roots for them)...that bit made me just a weensy bit queasy.
True, there are plenty of obnoxious Yankee fans (Rooooo-dy immediately comes to mind), but not, I submit, Tony Fauci.
@Platoni: all us libtards no yuh spell it 'shooda'. LB (No J)
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