Let's all unwrap the presents under our tree, the 16-year-old boys from South of the Border, thanks to Major League Baseball's wise system of plantation pedophilia -- mixed with graft!
Yes, when you can sign a boy at 16, it means he's been scouted, pimped, processed and pedaled from roughly age 12!
Congratulations, Bud Selig (at $18 million salary, he's the Bobby Abreu of Commissioners!) on another successful cattle drive!
Traitor Tracker: .259
Last year, this date: .302
Thursday, July 2, 2009
It's almost time to celebrate the purchasing of this year's crop of Latino teenage boys
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