Tuesday, October 6, 2009

From now on, positive thoughts... positive chants...


Repeat, o grasshoppers, after me:

We have the best team in baseball.

We have the best record in baseball.

We have the best firstbaseman in baseball.

We have the best shortstop in baseball.

We have the best closer in baseball.

We have the best manager in baseball.

We have the best infield in baseball.

We have the best three starters in baseball.

We have the best tradition in baseball.
WE HAVE THE BEST TEAM IN BASEBALL..

Are you reading, Alphonso?

From now on, everybody... positives.
ONLY POSITIVES.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

We have the best backup catcher in baseball.

Anonymous said...

We have the best disgruntled starting catcher in baseball.

JohnF said...

Again, what's all this "WE" shit?

el duque said...

We.

We are the world.

We are the Yankees.

Joe said...

wednesday offical....BRING IT ON!!!

dadlak said...

We have the best team in baseball.
Value judgement...time will tell.

We have the best record in baseball. True

We have the best firstbaseman in baseball. Pujols?

We have the best shortstop in baseball. Hanley Ramirez?

We have the best closer in baseball. True

We have the best manager in baseball. Tony LaRussa?

We have the best infield in baseball. Debatable, but likely.

We have the best three starters in baseball. Cardinals?

We have the best tradition in baseball. Most successful to be sure.

WE HAVE THE BEST TEAM IN BASEBALL..see above.

Knobby said...

Hanley Ramirez is no one compared to Derek Jeter. Have you forgot he is an amazing human being? He said only positives and you, my friend, are not being positive!

dadlak said...

Sorry...forgot about the amazing human being factor. My bad.

Anonymous said...

2004*
2007*
18-1

Alph on Xanax said...

Duque,

I listened. I read your poem twice. I reviewed the reasons to worry. And I see your urgent note for positive thoughts in this "karma chant."

So I went long and made positive predictions.

And now, you hold me up as a possible jynx.

You can't have it both ways unless you are "bi."

If we have 50 mph wind gusts tonight, will they help us or hurt us?