Using the "You're on the Mark, Teixeira!" template, John's calls for other stars

The blast-blather template John uses for Mark Teixeira home run calls is unique, compared to those of other Yankees. (Georgie juices one. Bern, baby, burn. Robbie Cano, doncha know...)_

In no other case does he surgically implant the first-name into the blather structure. And yet... it works!

It's a formula John should use more often...

You're making me melky, Cabrera!

Gimme some mo', Rivera!

You're a hot cup o' joe, Girardi!

Great job-a, Chamberlain.

Of you, I'll never have my fill, Hughes!



And if John ever hosts the Oscars...

Take me to the mat, Damon!

You bet I will, Ferrell!

Feel free to use my john, Travolta!

Oooh, you're the guy I wanna pierce, Brosnan!

You're what God drew, Barrymore!

You done paid my bill, Murray!

All I have, you're robbin,' Williams!

There's nobody like you, Jackman!

I wanna marry Kate Olsen!

Everything I got, I'm owin' Wilson!

You make me scarlet, Johanson!

You're maxi, not mini, Driver!

Take me to the gym, Carrey!

I'll follow you into the loo, Dobbs!

You're the guy I wanna lance, Armstrong!

Woah, you gimme a woody, Allen!