The blast-blather template John uses for Mark Teixeira home run calls is unique, compared to those of other Yankees. (Georgie juices one. Bern, baby, burn. Robbie Cano, doncha know...)_
In no other case does he surgically implant the first-name into the blather structure. And yet... it works!
It's a formula John should use more often...
You're making me melky, Cabrera!
Gimme some mo', Rivera!
You're a hot cup o' joe, Girardi!
Great job-a, Chamberlain.
Of you, I'll never have my fill, Hughes!
And if John ever hosts the Oscars...
Take me to the mat, Damon!
You bet I will, Ferrell!
Feel free to use my john, Travolta!
Oooh, you're the guy I wanna pierce, Brosnan!
You're what God drew, Barrymore!
You done paid my bill, Murray!
All I have, you're robbin,' Williams!
There's nobody like you, Jackman!
I wanna marry Kate Olsen!
Everything I got, I'm owin' Wilson!
You make me scarlet, Johanson!
You're maxi, not mini, Driver!
Take me to the gym, Carrey!
I'll follow you into the loo, Dobbs!
You're the guy I wanna lance, Armstrong!
Woah, you gimme a woody, Allen!
Friday, October 16, 2009
Using the "You're on the Mark, Teixeira!" template, John's calls for other stars
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I'll have the fettuccine alfredo, Aceves!
One day, in a far upstate refuge, El Duque went insane.
Today was that day.
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Tom, if you're going to hate The Voice Of The Yankees, I'm not going to buy any of your memorabilia.
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