Nothing beats a talk with Anonymous, especially when the subject is our top Yankee prospects. I sat down with A-mus this week, and soon, he was dishing on the future of our farm.
Brad Suttle: "If Sutt solves the recipe, watch out, because the kitchen is gonna get hot fast! There's nothing subtle about Suttle. He should be Brad Obvious. "
Dellin Betances: "The A-man likes what he sees in this hoof-limbed stallion, but put on your long red galoshes, cause he's got Betty-tances eyes!"
Jesus Montero: "Don't trade him for Barabas, moneychangers! Jeez is a catcher with a Capital C for Christ. Bring an extra set of eyes so you can watch him twice, cuz when J-Peg is guarding home plate, thou shalt not steal, muthfukkah."
Juan Miranda: "Lie on the pavement and call your lawyer, scumbeagle, cuz when Juan comes up, everybody gets his Mirandas, and you have the right to swing awayyy!"
Wilkins de la Rosa: "De la Rosa is de la Rosa by any name. The only thing between Wilk and stardom is the asteroid that wipes out civilization. Look to the skies, de la!"
Andrew Brackman: "Brack is back on the attack. Graaaaack!"
Brad Suttle: "If Sutt solves the recipe, watch out, because the kitchen is gonna get hot fast! There's nothing subtle about Suttle. He should be Brad Obvious. "
Dellin Betances: "The A-man likes what he sees in this hoof-limbed stallion, but put on your long red galoshes, cause he's got Betty-tances eyes!"
Jesus Montero: "Don't trade him for Barabas, moneychangers! Jeez is a catcher with a Capital C for Christ. Bring an extra set of eyes so you can watch him twice, cuz when J-Peg is guarding home plate, thou shalt not steal, muthfukkah."
Juan Miranda: "Lie on the pavement and call your lawyer, scumbeagle, cuz when Juan comes up, everybody gets his Mirandas, and you have the right to swing awayyy!"
Wilkins de la Rosa: "De la Rosa is de la Rosa by any name. The only thing between Wilk and stardom is the asteroid that wipes out civilization. Look to the skies, de la!"
Andrew Brackman: "Brack is back on the attack. Graaaaack!"
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